he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
