what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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