At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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