grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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