Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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