you're like a bully in the Christmas story
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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