Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
