I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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