I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Randomize
