i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Sorry my hands just texted you
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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