He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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