i wish peter jackson would direct porn
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We talked him into tasing himself.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You may now shotgun with the bride
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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