We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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