Plan B is the new Plan A
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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