Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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