are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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