how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
The air was thick with penises
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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