Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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