Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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