what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
