This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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