The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
We left the knife in your bed.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
