Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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