Those balls look pretty dangerous.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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