Grow some girl-balls and come out already
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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