Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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