Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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