The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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