Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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