Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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