Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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