She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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