Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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