I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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