butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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