No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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