Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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