i may or may not be watching the land before time
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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