...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
And then he peed in my hair
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