Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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