dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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