This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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