well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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