Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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