id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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