drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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