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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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