I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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