If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
dude. I can hear the air.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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