Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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