So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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