have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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