Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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