Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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