You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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