Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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